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Friday, August 10, 2007

MR. BEAN

Death of Mr. Bean's Mother

Mr. Bean (crying): The doctor just called up.. My mom is dead. Huhuhuhu...
Friend: Condolences, my friend...

After two minutes, Mr. Bean cries even louder!

Friend: What now, Mr. Bean?
Mr. Bean: My sister just called, her mom died too!

HHhHHhWWAAAaattt??!
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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Hahaha. What's nice about Mr. Bean is that he's deviant. He's smart in his own way.

November 10, 2007 at 3:08 PM

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